The Scorpion God [Secret Lair Drop Series] Radiant Rare creatures you control have trample

creatures you control have trample

" —Javad Nasrin

Set: Murders at Karlov Manor Prerelease Promos Type: Land — Mountain Forest Rarity: Rare (T: Add R or G

It has "This creature's power and toughness are each equal to the number of experience counters you have

and adults get to laugh at cards like “Filling my butt with spaghetti

The Scorpion God [Secret Lair Drop Series] Radiant Rare creatures you control have trampleSet: Secret Lair Drop Series Type: Legendary Creature God Rarity: Mythic Cost: {3}{B}{R} Whenever a creature with a 1 1 counter on it dies, draw a card. 1BR: Put a 1 1 counter on another target creature. When The Scorpion God dies, return it to its owner's hand at the beginning of the next end step.