The Stupidest Timeline Hoodie Size:M Sarah Connor doesn't work here

Sarah Connor doesn't work here

Jordan High School in Sandy

I think we would get in trouble if we made anything with the actual military branches on them so this is really the best we could do

I feel like knowing that I have a whole gut biome of trillions of microscopic parasites with a non-stop craving for Doritos and off-brand energy drinks should continually gross me out more than it actually does

If you lose

The Stupidest Timeline Hoodie Size:M Sarah Connor doesn't work hereIf you're reading this then you're stuck in this, the stupidest of all possible timelines, here with me. It sucks. There are a million small things that directed us to this timeline where a clown in orange makeup has convinced a bunch of dummies that giving their money and their rights to billionaires is worth it because they are uncomfortable that trans people exist and that some people speak languages that they never bothered learning. I feel like