Funcle Socks excelsiorcandleco big-eyed cartoon squirrel doing exactly

big-eyed cartoon squirrel doing exactly what you'd expect —  stashing an acorn and eyeing the world with deep suspicion

Or at least light it during a relaxing bath

fixes the Wi-Fi

glass jar with metal lid

Made from a cozy blend of 70% cotton

Funcle Socks excelsiorcandleco big-eyed cartoon squirrel doing exactlyHes got dad jokes without the curfew, wisdom without the lectures, and a fridge thats 80% snacks. Sound familiar? Then these Funcle socks were made for him. Or for you, if youre the human embodiment of Saturday afternoon shenanigans. These light blue crew socks are packed with peak Funcle energy: pizza slices, dollar signs, retro video game nods, popcorn, googly eye glasses, fireworks. You name it, its probably stitched on here. Funcle is spelled out